Whitefish, MT - Summer, commonly regarded as the hottest of the four seasons, announced plans to remain in residence in the Whitefish area for the month of September at a press conference today, surprising many who were under the impression that she would move farther south after August.
“I actually try to, like, stick around until the end of September every year,” said Summer. “I don’t know why so few people show up to, you know, hang out and stuff.”
September was also in attendance at the conference, voicing his support of Summer’s plans.
“Rumors that Summer and I are an item have been circulating around Montana for some time now,” said September. “Well, what can I say? They’re true. I’m not going to hide it any more. I love her.”
Donnie Clapp, spokesman for local recreation mecca Whitefish Mountain Resort, was also on hand and bragged that he’s known about Summer and September for a few years.
“It’s actually hard to miss if you’re paying attention,” said Clapp.
Whitefish Mountain Resort plans to run its 3-hour Zip Line Tour, Scenic Lift Rides, Walk in the Treetops canopy tour, downhill mountain bike trails, and Alpine Slide seven days per week through Labor Day, and then Fridays, Saturday, and Sundays from Sept. 10 - 26.
“It’s really all for Summer and September. They’re really into being outside and having fun, but others are welcome to take advantage,” said Clapp.
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